Dave's Dreaded Brewing Tools

11/13/2005	Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder
11/16/2005	It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. Martin Luther (1483-1546)
12/21/2005	Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world!! Kaiser Wilhelm II (1859-1941)
1/7/2006	Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour, but teach a man how to brew, and he wastes a lifetime
1/22/2006	When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny Youngman
6/30/2006	Beer is proof that God loves us. -- Ben Franklin
7/21/2007	Beer ....... Why Not!!! -- Dave Dixon
12/7/2008	The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -- Humphrey Bogart
3/1/2009	"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " -- Frank Sinatra
4/10/2009	People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. --Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
10/11/2009	He who drinks beer sleeps well. He who sleeps well cannot sin. He who does not sin goes to heaven Amen. -- Unknown German Monk.
11/15/2009	I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan
1/3/2010	Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a dry porter or stout, or accompanies chocolate like an imperial stout. Nothing soothes like a barley wine. These are just a few of the specialty styles of beer. -- Michael Jackson
5/9/2010	Fermentation and civilization are inseparable. -- John Ciardi (1916-1986)